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But while you’re still attached and/or living with your partner? Bitching and moaning to potential sexytime partners is really poor form. And, if a sexy human you want to sex tells you that their partner is BORING? And possessive? AND THAT’S ALL THEY CAN COME UP WITH? Run away screaming. People who fuck people then tell other people they want to fuck that the people they’re currently fucking are super fucking dull? These are bad people.

These are people who just don’t like other people. “Jesus, my girlfriend, I swear she breathes in oxygen and breathes out carbon dioxide sometimes,” they might as well say. Because when you go to bed with someone and wake up and eat together and go to bed together again and wake up? See, I’m already bored by both of you just writing it down. People get boring. An inescapable fact. PEOPLE. GET. BORING. People of all stripes, from all walks of life, get boring. Boring is not a reason for anything. You say someone you’re fucking is boring? The first thing I think is sweet god in heaven YOU my friend are BORING. Stop taking it out on everyone else.

Better yet is POSSESSIVE, as in “My girlfriend, she just gets really possessive, it’s a total drag.” Gee, that sucks, why does your miserable insecure shrew of a woman have to get all possessive and shit, when she has a guy who’s sweet and honest and opens up within minutes about what a jealous little bitch HEY WAIT A MINUTE.

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ladiesagainsthumanity:

P.S. If you’re feeling ice bucket challenge fatigue, why not do the taco/beer challenge for safe and legal abortion access instead? It’s amazing. You get to eat a taco and give money to fund reproductive freedom and WHO DOESN’T LOVE BOTH OF THOSE THINGS? Read more here.

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surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist

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natsukigirl:

not-homophobic-but:

These tweets from @OfRedAndBlue are very important.

But then of course _their_ lived experiences are also suddenly really important and the only valid “sample” that is fit for their debate.

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electrikmoonlight:

fenchurchdent:

chicklikemeblog:

Playboy’s catcall flowchart.  

I’m reblogging Playboy. Somebody stop me. 

this is from playboy? lolwhat

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ktobermanns:

fightingonarrival:

*DEAD*

Knights of the Told Republic

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supercargautier:

missespeon:

gamer nerds are so dramatic

I strongly encourage everyone to check out the tweet and marvel at nerds’ anguished realization that their heroes do not all share their insular mutated worldview

Damn, the sad trombone is totally audible in that last tweet!

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tinycartridge:

Happy 20th anniversary, Earthbound! ⊟

The SNES RPG released 20 years ago today in Japan, where it came out as Mother 2. Where did all those years go? Why isn’t there an English portable version of this? How am I going to justify buying a Mr. Saturn haramaki?

The series’ creator Shigesato Itoi posted this message today:

It’s been 20 years now since MOTHER 2 came out.

…Are you happy?

・Yes → Me too.

・No → Be happy!!

Thanks to @pimoji for the anniversary photo and artwork.

BUY Mother 3/Earthbound, Hobonichi Techo, upcoming games

*heavy breathing*